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The Official Emancipator Webpage
Real
Ultimate Power
Hi,
this site is all about emancipators, REAL
EMANCIPATORS. This site is awesome. My name is
Enforcer and I can't stop thinking about emancipators. These
guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.
Facts:
1. Emancipators are hercs.
2. Emancipators fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the emancipators is to flip out and kill people.
Weapons and gear:
Emancipator Weapons Emancipator Big Feet
Emancipator Outfit
Testimonial:
Emancipators can kill anyone they want! Emancipators shoot off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this emancipator who was sitting in a garage. And when some dude dropped a screwdriver the emancipator killed the whole town. My friend Stratus said that he saw a emancipator totally disintegrate some kid just because the kid opened a window.
And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you don't believe that emancipators have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will blast your head off!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.
Emancipators are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Emancipators are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start driving next year. I love emancipators with all of my body (including my pee pee).
Q and A:.
Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about emancipators?
A: Emancipators are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they don't give a crap, but on the other hand, emancipators are very careful and precise.
Q: I heard that emancipators are always cruel or mean. What's their problem?
A: Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other hercs, emancipators can be mean OR totally awesome.
Q: What do emancipators do when they're not blasting off heads or flipping out?
A: Most of their free time is spent running, but sometime they shutdown. (Ask Stratus if you don't believe me.)
Here's an Emancipator ready to FIGHT (or ready to Shutdown)!!!
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Spoof by =TR= Enforcer {*****}, Source page: Real Ultimate Power! :) |